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THE MEAT VILLAGE

an outcast shinobi village that is held in very little regard by its more famous neighbours.

interesting facts about the meat village and it’s occupants.

1. meat ninja are known for their notoriously short attention spans. to counter this problem, their leaders who are known as the rodkages are always beautiful females regardless of their combat or intellectual capabilities. the actual decisions made for the country are decided by the village elders.

2. although they have no known legendary ninja or reputable clans, the meat village has never been conquered due to the large population that are available to defend it.

3. through selective breeding of generations, the populace of the meat village are considerably more well endowed than other inhabitants of the shinobi world. they have a booming sex trade which brings in hordes of travellers from every nation. their biggest national export is pornography.

4. it is said that the worst fate in the shinobi world is to be captured and tortured by meat ninja. their victims are always broken through seduction, drugs and hardcore BDSM. not one captive has ever endured their torture and interrogation techniques without spilling the beans or their fluids.

5. there is a rare genetic mutation amongst the meat ninja. this powerful dojutsu is known as the fappugan. targets that are caused in the users gaze are forced to masturbate through hypnotic suggestion.

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