What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire in charge of this project file?
TIT-ANIC
The story of forbidden love between an Aperture Sciences janitor, and his boss…a love that can only be consummated in the mens toilets
DIRECTED BY GANONMASTER
PRODUCED BY GABRIEL NEWELL
JERKED OFF TO BY METS-SFM
Coming soon to absolutely zero cinemas near you
PS this is a joke dont write in asking for helena movie because its not happening
PPS 100% joke
PPPS yagskie left a bunch of used wank tissues on my desk, they smell like pineapple juice, please send help
-DC